July 2012
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25 Things To Do Before You Turn 25 →
23. Leave the country under the premise of “finding yourself.” This will be unsuccessful. Places do not change people. Instead, do a lot of solo drinking, read a lot of books, have sex in dirty hostels, and come home when you start to miss it.
June 2012
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i'll probably be watching adventure time for the...
if only i had beer. yarg.
honestly i think i’m just waiting for my scott disick in life.
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theboywiththearabstrap replied to your video: believe it or not, im completely sober right now.
Don’t hurt yourself, but this is what I laugh at sober, too. The drag strip bit, where one just drove on top of the other when they were going straight—pure fucking gold.
i just dont know what’s better, the slipknot sound track, the 12 million + views, the absurdity, or the fact that it was...
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Anonymous asked: why do you think they're dumb comics?
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well although i did have the unwanted experience of learning all the drugs i’m on that shouldn’t be mixed (especially with alcohol), i also learned that while i can’t smoke, i can shotgun a blunt very effectively. so yknow. you win some and you lose some.
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incoherent love songs
its all so familiar, all of this pent-up regret behind last night’s mascara and 10 dollar bets that you knew you’d lose, but you’ve never been ashamed of trying the same apprehension, the same subtlety its been 3 years and you still tread on me its not a choice, its a struggle to stay conscious some romantic metaphor, its an uncanny sign baby, i’ll be your muse if...
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i’m done being mad. or i guess, rather, i’m done feeling dumb about this. or something. i don’t know. people come and go. that’s what they say, right?
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#pecanpie
nprfreshair:
heidisaman:
Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some way to break the rules and make a little trouble out there. And I also hope that you will choose to make some of that trouble on behalf of women. — Nora Ephron
Nora’s remembrance on Fresh Air today
on the bright side, hydrocodone and alcohol seem to go GREAT together.
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“How astonishing it is that language can almost mean,
and frightening that it...”
– The Forgotten Dialect of the Heart - Jack Gilbert
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dearmeoow reblogged this from you and added:
mom! take lots of pain meds…then we’ll drink. anna claims she’s coming home soon.
perfect! i heard the 2 go great together!
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i just want to be healed! i’m so stir crazy and bored!
i want to go drinking and have funnnnnnnnnnnnn ugh
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“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just gonna ask where they’re going and...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via beautilation) 